One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam callsout to God, "Lord, I have a problem.""What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and
surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these
wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely
food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall
create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman,' Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring,
and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so
intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want
it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your
every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that
of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your
every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for
you," replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and
concern on his face. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I get
for a rib?" funny stuff.....:P |
